thing that make me cum

1. jeff

2. timbaland's new song "carry out" ft. justin timberlake.

OVERALL: the song is just straight sex. it automatically makes you think about getting/giving head in an elevator only moments before busting into your hotel room and being bent over the bathroom sink. case in point: the lyric "you look good, you must taste heavenly."

THE VIDEO: this video reaffirms why women are the straight SHIT. the girls in the video are all smoking hot and dressed up as pin-up carhops, costumed french maids, and girls in lingerie eating cupcakes. neon lights + dimmed background= mmmm. don't get me wrong- a room full of hot guys in waiter's outfits would be fine by me, but these girls are bangin. yeah fellas, you wish you were us, and yes, we do grope our own tits. they really are that awesome.

TIMBALAND: Timbaland is a man whom, I feel, doesn't receive enough credit for his contributions to music. Timbaland has been around for two decades as a producer, most notably for Aaliyah, Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado. As a producer he has never had a major album produced by him not shoot to multiple Top 10 statuses. His production guaranteed Timberlake's solo stardom and infused the club scene/top 40 with Nelly Furtado, who previously had a flowy, folksy style. After years of producing Timbaland finally recorded his own CD borrowing friends such as Furtado and Timberlake for talent and also exposing the world to Keri Hilson. The CD was a hit and is easily one of the most amazing albums put out in the past 5 years.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: anything that can said about this man most likely has something to do with "sex." he's one of those guys that i'm pretty sure has mind control powers he uses to entrance you and make you wet at any time he pleases. it's not his looks. i'm not a fan of blondies, but even i can admit that he looks 180 degrees of hot from what he looked like in the n'sync days. it's not the looks, but rather the flawless transformation of pubic opinion towards him while still being regarded positively. not only positively, but as one of the innovators of pop music in the last decade. he seamlessly went from a teenage boy band pop star dating queen of pop britney spears, to a sophisticated, talented and devilshly sexy man who dates some of the classiest women in hollywood. why is timberlake the shit? because of orgasm-inducing lyrics such as "now is it full of myself to want you full of me?" and "do you like it well done, cause i do it well. cause i'm well-seasoned if you couldn't tell."

and now you know what makes me cum as of 3/30/2010.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdHsuuXxfk